happy Satan Day!
666, baby! The number of the beast!
So far today, I have done these evil things:
- taken an evil shower and washed my evil dreadlocks
- done some evil laundry
- rearranged my evil sock drawer
- run my evil Where's George bill reports
- updated my evil blog template
I still need to:
- beat up an emo kid
- enter 66 evil bills at Where's George
- run all my Hits by County, Hits by Zip, and Hits by City reports on WG
- work on my evil knitting
- go to the evil laundromat to finish the evil laundry, because our evil basement (where our evil washer and dryer are) is infested with evil fleas thanks to the neighbors' evil cat
- call work and see if any of my evil co-workers will cover for me this weekend, so I can go to my friend's evil baby shower in NYC (and if not, put a hex on all evil co-workers)
- post a bunch more times on this evil blog
Exciting! Evil is all around today, isn't it? Yeah! \m/ evil \m/