If you ever have to

If you ever have to have lunch at the Broward County Courthouse, don't get the egg salad.

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As far as I'm concerned,

As far as I'm concerned, starting jury duty at 7:45 a.m. constitutes cruel & unusual punishment.
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Delta Airlines sucks. True story.

Delta Airlines sucks. True story.
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The phrase "the little death"

The phrase "the little death" is a euphemism for an orgasm. I think it would be a more apt term for moving. Ugh - I need more packing tape.
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